Safe Baby Handling Tips

New parents are often overwhelmed – and befuddled – when it comes to caring for their bundle of joy. Luckily Safe Baby Handling Tips saves the day with its hilarious “do’s and dont’s” on baby care. Now incompetent parents everywhere can benefit from this indispensable guide – complete with The Wheel of Responsibility® to help moms and dads negotiate baby responsibilities (and shirk diaper duty!) whenever they can. Makes baby-rearing a blast!

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Excerpt from the book…

Dear Baby Handler,

Congratulations! You have accepted the challenging task of caring for someone (other than yourself.) This job will entail, among many difficult duties, trying not to misplace your baby, skillfully dodging the responsibility of changing your baby’s diaper, and remembering not to drive off with your baby on the roof of the car. This book outlines some of the safe handling tips you will definitely need to know. Follow along and you should be A-Okay.

Best of Luck,

David and Kelly Sopp