New Baby Sanity Checks

Survive Parenthood by Keeping a Steady Balance. Your turn to sleep in? Priceless! This checkbook guarantees moms and dads maintain a fair exchange rate for all new baby responsibilities. With 30 U.O.ME vouchers for Mom, and 30 U.O.ME vouchers for Dad, staying sane while tending to a new baby is easy! Who’ll wrangle the next super-smelly diaper? Fold the next load of onesies? Have a night out with friends? Go ahead, pass the buck!

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Excerpt from the checkbook…

Pay to the order of: Wrung-Out Mom

U.O.ME: One Load of Baby Laundry (Washed, Dried, and Folded)

Memo: You have no idea how much your laundry skills will be appreciated. Remember, don’t dry my nursing bra on high!

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Pay to the order of: Frisky Dad

U.O.ME: You Know What

Memo: You might not think so, but you’re as hot as you were before the baby. Let me show you I mean it (if we can stay awake).